Toc6 – Toxics

- ?uestlove sets the record straight about NBC’s Black History menu yet still doesn’t address the hateful lack of grape soda. “SWING LOW, SWEET CHARIOT!” [PopEater] – Jessica Simpson is not fucking Taylor Kitsch. [Lainey Gossip] – Mischa Barton… …read full story

Here’s Rihanna performing at the Pepsi Super Bowl Fan Jam in Miami last night and she has to be feeling pretty awesome considering this time last year she was recovering from a car door to the face. Also, I… …read full story

Snooki made an appearance at the Philadelphia Wing Bowl this morning where the fine citizens decided to boo loudly any time her Jamie-Lynn Sigler With The Gout face appeared on the Jumbo-tron. In response, Snooki flipped off the entire… …read full story

After the results of Brittany Murphy’s autopsy report were released yesterday, the smartest move Simon Monjack could’ve made at that point is to disappear behind whatever large object could effectively shield him from view. Instead he’s going to con …read full story

Lindsay Lohan was on the warpath last night and reportedly threw a drink in Samantha Ronson’s face after the two got into an argument at Crown Bar, according to RadarOnline: “Lindsay was drinking straight out of a bottle of… …read full story

Tiger Woods has completed his stay in rehab and just wants to get back to making millions of dollars which, when you think about it, is what got him here in the first place. PopEater reports: Woods, who has… …read full story

- Lindsay Lohan lives in a goddamn pig sty? Get the fuck out. [Lainey Gossip] – Lucy Lawless’ Spartacus sex scene. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW] – Carrie Underwood will probably be in a bikini soon. [Just Jared] – Simon… …read full story

You know that feeling when you see your first child being born then hold him or her in your arms and realize between buckets of tears your life is never going to be the same again? That pretty much… …read full story

Gossip Cop has “debunked” recent reports claiming Samantha Ronson is physically abusing Lindsay Lohan: Without furnishing any specific time or place where Ronson was allegedly “violent” with Lohan, RadarOnline quotes an unnamed source saying, “One t …read full story

Because Esquire is apparently ditching the impeccably dressed male crowd in favor of sci-fi geeks, here’s Fringe star Anna Torv posing half-naked for the March 2010 issue. That said, I have no explanation for why she’s basically taking a… …read full story

Dear Every Woman Who Dreams of One Day Landing a Sophisticated Hollywood Dreamboat Who Won’t Grope Your Chest at Random Moments Like Your Current Man, NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE. Love, The Superficial… …read full story

Dane Cook posted a picture of himself with Olivia Munn at the Super Bowl yesterday and there’s no way these two aren’t fucking. If you’re dumb enough to be photographed with Dane Cook at the start of your acting… …read full story

You know that feeling when you see your first child being born then hold him or her in your arms and realize between buckets of tears your life is never going to be the same again? That pretty much… …read full story

I may not like Kim Kardashian. I may think she’s everything that’s wrong with America if it had a giant ass and a penchant for trick photography. I might even nurse a theory that her entire family murdered Nicole… …read full story

Because her chest makes me want to launch a war in Ancient Greece, here’s Anne Hathaway in the latest issue of British GQ. If this spread is to help the world forget she dated an Italian con-man who pretended… …read full story