Lauren Conrad is very famous

Lauren Conrad and some other people from The Hills were spotted frolicking on the beach. Which is news, because, you know, one time Lauren totally kissed Jason and then Heidi was all, “I can’t believe she did that” but she did, and then she ordered a latte and got a tan. So see? Famous. Man, how does she handle the pressures of being her? She’s like a monolith.

NOTE: I wonder how much she gets paid to stand on the beach and do nothing. Oh wait, that’s right.