I’ve been doing a lot of Jon and Kate Gosselin coverage these past few weeks, and while watching this train wreck continue its path of destruction I kept joking to myself “Ha. What’s next? Kate in a bikini shots?”… …read full story

Here are some teaser shots of Megan Fox in the July issue of GQ which more than make up for the Levi Johnston debacle. Actually, these could probably make up for a number of crimes committed by GQ including,… …read full story

Melanie Brown (a.k.a. Scary Spice) signed autographs at Tao Beach in Vegas yesterday, and fuck me, those are some ripped abs. Granted, they don’t hold a candle to my own, but for the fairer sex those are some impressive… …read full story

Who didn’t see this coming? Nadya “Octomom” Suleman has not only landed a book deal but finally found a production company for her reality show, according to People: Suleman’s attorney Jeff Czech calls the series a “quasi-reality” show, explaining.. …read full story

Here’s Levi Johnston, the kid who knocked up Sarah Palin’s daughter Bristol just in time for her vice-presidential nomination, posing shirtless for GQ with baby Tripp. While the article was an interesting read, I don’t know what to make… …read full story

Here’s Teri Hatcher swimming in Miami and, Jesus Mother of God, I forgot how awesome those things are. It’s like finding your favorite blanket you loved as a kid except it’s Terri Hatcher’s breasts. Also, you didn’t have to… …read full story

- Jon and Kate Gosselin are being investigated by the Pa. Department of Labor for child labor violations. Wait, I’m actually from Pennsylvania and those tax dollars should be spent on something useful like, I dunno, allowing beer to… …read full story

Here’s Katie Price on the runway for a British fashion show last night. You know what I love most about her? How regal and natural she looks. Sort of like Princess Diana but without all the poise, dignity and… …read full story

A Canadian woman, Karen Sala, has requested a court-ordered DNA sample from Keanu Reeves to prove he’s the father of one, if not four, of her children. Though she admits she’s not sure which ones. Nice. The Toronto Star… …read full story

Christina Aguilera performed for The Tonight Show last night and her breasts are still awesome which is extremely comforting to this writer. Sort of like when I was a small child and thought there was a monster under my… …read full story

Brooke Hogan has apparently been accusing her mom of drug use which caused Linda to make a statement that pretty much proves she’s high as shit. OK! Magazine reports: Linda then responded by saying her daughter had breast implants,… …read full story

Shia LaBeouf allegedly bumped a vehicle driven by Jesse Coccoli Wednesday afternoon in LA. One small problem: Shia currently has a suspended license from refusing to take a breathalyzer test in a July accident that left his hand permanently… …read full story

Apparently there’s been some confusion over whether Adam Lambert is gay or not (Wow. Seriously?), so American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi took it upon herself to set the record straight on The View, according to Us Magazine: “I don’t… …read full story

I don’t really know why I keep posting pics of Shauna Sand. I mean, her only claim to fame is being married to Lorenzo Lamas who hasn’t been relevant since 1996. But then again, she’s wearing a bikini. God,… …read full story

- Megan Fox will not be playing Wonder Woman because she’s a “lame superhero.” Somewhere, thousand of fanboys almost stopped masturbating. Almost. [Just Jared] – Lindsay Lohan tones down the crazy to keep the acting gig she only landed… …read full story

I don’t really know why I keep posting pics of Shauna Sand. I mean, her only claim to fame is being married to Lorenzo Lamas who hasn’t been relevant since 1996. But then again, she’s wearing a bikini. God,… …read full story

Here’s some more pics from the set of New Moon in Italy because I know how you ladies like seeing Robert Pattinson unencumbered by a shirt. You may now begin fantasizing about him being so sensitive he’ll take you… …read full story

I’ve heard a lot of Britney Spears stories in my day, but this is the first one that made me want to immediately die afterward. Page Six reports: The pop tart took time off from her “Circus” tour to… …read full story

Chris Brown’s assault trial is apparently full steam ahead because Rihanna has been ordered to testify against her abusive ex. E! News reports: The singer’s attorney, Donald Etra, told E! News that Rihanna will be called to testify at… …read full story

Paris Hilton took a lanky swipe at Doug Reinhardt’s old show The Hills last night, according to Us Magazine: “The show is, like, so lame and fake. He doesn’t even want to be a part of it,” Hilton told… …read full story

I expected some originality from Lady GaGa, but in her interview with Rolling Stone she plays the tired bisexual card that seems to be the soup du jour of every female celeb lately. But at least this anecdote includes… …read full story

Here’s a nude portrait of Madonna and Guy Ritchie painted in 2005 that goes up for auction on Saturday in Scotland. I’m going to go out on a limb here and assume the artist is blind, so no one… …read full story

Jon Gosselin was caught flirting at a New York bar and grill on Memorial Day while Kate and the kids were in North Carolina, according to TMZ. Great. Now there’s going to be another “Extra Special Episode” where Jon… …read full story

Chris Brown and LA Fitness are being sued by paparazzo Robert Rosen who tried to get a picture of Chris at the gym just days after the Rihanna incident. Robert, instead, got his ass handed to him by Chris’… …read full story

Here’s Cameron Diaz in Hawaii yesterday and is anyone else severely depressed by these pictures? You’d think Cameron Diaz in a bikini would be a more festive occasion, but honestly, I’ve experienced more excitement eating toast. Although, in fairnes …read full story