Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears were spotted poolside today in Miami which is surprising because I was pretty much convinced they shipped Jamie Lynn deep into the bayou to hide their family’s shame. Then again, they’ve been letting Britney… …read full story

- Demi Moore claims she’s never had plastic surgery. Right. And I’ve never paid a hooker to dress up like Abe Lincoln Catwoman. [PopEater] – Hayden Panettiere is still alive. Midgety. [Lainey Gossip] – Hilary Duff is pulling diva… …read full story

Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears were spotted poolside today in Miami which is surprising because I was pretty much convinced they shipped Jamie Lynn deep into the bayou to hide their family’s shame. Then again, they’ve been letting Britney… …read full story

Carrie Prejean filed a lawsuit today claiming Shanna Moakler and Keith Lewis, but strangely not the Donald, subjected her to “religious discrimination, defamation, public disclosure of private facts, intentional infliction of emotional distress, and …read full story

Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears were spotted poolside today in Miami which is surprising because I was pretty much convinced they shipped Jamie Lynn deep into the bayou to hide their family’s shame. Then again, they’ve been letting Britney… …read full story

In the upcoming Extra Special “Chris Brown, He’s Not So Bad” Issue of People, that’s sure to go over well with housewives, the singer reveals he still has feelings for Rihanna and cried to his mom the night of… …read full story

Sorry about the site outage, folks. I accidentally removed my towel in front of the server and it crashed itself out of awe and reverence. Welcome to my life. Anyway, here’s Kate Moss posing topless with some Gypsies for… …read full story

Kim and Kourtney Kardashian stopped by Millions of Milkshakes last night to create their own milkshakes for an episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. I love how Asszilla and a pregnant woman were allowed, yet Khloe wasn’t invited… …read full story

A freaky-eyed Amber Rose stopped by TAO Beach in Vegas over the weekend. Apparently the Jon Gosselin pool party wasn’t her cup of tea, but wouldn’t it have been hilarious if she went and he worked his slovenly magic… …read full story

Macaulay Culkin’s penis may have provided the sperm that led to Prince Michael Jackson II being birthed by a surrogate and immediately collected by Michael Jackson’s lawyers. The Sun reports: Now sources close to Jackson say the Thriller star… …read full story

Kristin Cavallari filmed scenes for the upcoming season of The Hills Friday, so of course, she pranced around the beach in a bikini which mean she’s an incredibly deep person. I’m not sure MTV’s ready for that level of… …read full story

Because there’s nothing less creepy than a recently divorced father of eight surrounding himself with bikini-clad 20-somethings, Jon Gosselin hosted his own pool party at Wet Republic yesterday. Apparently, they’re handing these things out to any ja …read full story

Here’s Paris Hilton shooting a hidden camera show Friday where she pretends to be a gas station attendant in front of unsuspecting customers. Of course, a funnier premise would be to tell Paris it was a hidden camera show,… …read full story

With the autopsy report coming back as inconclusive pending a toxicology report, the police reportedly found crack in DJ AM’s pocket after finding him dead along with a pipe near his body, according to RadarOnline: Police first entered the… …read full story

Kristin Cavallari filmed scenes for the upcoming season of The Hills Friday, so of course that meant she pranced around the beach in a bikini which means she’s an incredibly deep person. I’m not sure MTV’s ready for that… …read full story

Kelly Brook poses for the October issue of Loaded, and I always pictured her as someone too classy for a men’s magazine. But upon closer inspection this is exactly where she belongs. Along with my face as a decorative… …read full story

- Kendra Wilkinson poses with her baby bump and does she know we can see her nipples? [Kendra Wilkinson] – Kourtney Kardashian’s baby daddy was trying to pick up chicks the day she announced her pregnancy. That kid is… …read full story

Less than a year after narrowly surviving a fiery plane crash, DJ AM was found dead this afternoon in his New York apartment. A drug overdose is believed to be the cause. TMZ reports: Law enforcement sources tell us… …read full story

So it appears Joe Francis didn’t punch Jayde Nicole last night then proceed to kick her while she’s down, and security footage at Guys and Dolls confirms his story. TMZ reports: Joe tells us he was hanging out with… …read full story

Kelly Brook poses for the October issue of Loaded, and I always pictured her as someone too classy for a men’s magazine. But upon closer inspection this is exactly where she belongs. Along with my face as a decorative… …read full story

> Britney Spears took her kids to see Shrek the Musical last night and looked relatively low key. For Britney Spears. Though I have no idea why she’s wearing glasses one second then not wearing them next. Except I do… …read full story

Seen here strung out as hell leaving Bardot last night, Lindsay Lohan’s stolen safe is starting to become more and more convenient. Apparently inside was $2 millions worth of jewels she had on loan but, surprise, those pesky robbers… …read full story

Here’s Geri Halliwell continuing her vacation in St. Tropez yesterday. You know what amazes me: Who would’ve predicted Ginger Spice would end up being more attractive than Posh Spice at the end of the day? Then again I shouldn’t… …read full story

So not only did Chris Brown make himself look like an unremorseful fuckwit by going clubbing right after being sentenced to five years probation for assaulting Rihanna, but it turns out he did so in violation of his probation…. …read full story

Joe Francis just fucked himself. Apparently the Girls Gone Wild founder decided it’d be a smart idea to beat the shit out out of Brody Jenner’s girlfriend Jayde Nicole last night at Guys and Dolls in Hollywood. TMZ reports:… …read full story