Here’s Lady GaGa at the 52nd Annual Grammy Awards Sunday night where she pushed the boundaries of sexual perception or whatever the hell you call the outcome of eating a bucket of acid then wearing Superman’s crystal computer as… …read full story

CALVIN KLEIN: Please, come to my party. ALI LARTER: I dunno…. CALVIN KLEIN: C’mon. What’s the worst thing that could happen? Photos: Splash News… …read full story

- Jared Leto tries to pull a Robert Pattinson. [Lainey Gossip] – Jayde Nicole “made it” if being a Brody Jenner accessory for half a season of the The Hills counts as any type of success. (Hint: It doesn’t.)… …read full story

Seen here having the only part of her that matters interviewed, recent site-staple Nicole Bahls found herself on the receiving end of Akon’s penis last night, according to Globo.com. My Portuguese is a little rusty, but essentially the article… …read full story

John Travolta is apparently Tom Cruise circa 2005 because he’s been wasting no opportunity to pimp Scientology. Whether it be relief efforts to Haiti or talking about it at the premiere of his new movie last night in the… …read full story

After giving the paparazzi her exact GPS location because she’s very tiny, a baby doll-toting Tila Tequila went shopping at Kitson for Kids yesterday where she pretended her uterus isn’t the fucking Dead Zone. That said, if there should… …read full story

CALVIN KLEIN: Please, come to my party. ALI LARTER: I dunno…. CALVIN KLEIN: C’mon. What’s the worst thing that could happen? Photos: Splash News… …read full story

Despite the fact she’s been spotted several times with Matt Kemp of the LA Dodgers, Rihanna claims she’s single and won’t be taking a date to the Grammys which makes absolute sense when you think about it. After what… …read full story

Seen here with his new girlfriend The Dumb Bitch Who Thought She Could Ride Jon Gosselin’s Penis to Stardom (Pretty sure that’s her legal name.), Michael Lohan was arrested yesterday for calling his ex-girlfriend Erin Muller in violation of… …read full story

Here’s Doutzen Kroes relaxing in St. Barts yesterday and I had no idea Victoria’s Secret lets its models scale walls. Or that they even could. I always thought the rule of thumb is they should have enough body fat… …read full story

- Kristen Bell is no Reese Witherspoon. (Not a link to Jake Gyllenhaal turning the lights off and using his best imagination face.) [Lainey Gossip] – Audrina Patridge and her wonk-tits will soon find their true calling. [DrunkenStepfather: Site… …read full story

Warner Bros. fired back at Simon Monjack’s claims that the studio is responsible for Brittany Murphy’s death by killing her with the burden of not voicing a singing penquin. Via E! News: “Any claim that Warner Bros. Pictures was… …read full story

Seen here in the pages of Playboy like a good, credible woman, Loredana Jolie thinks Tiger Woods stint in sex rehab won’t solve anything. Page Six reports: “He would engage in sex from 9 p.m. until the sun came… …read full story

After essentially transforming herself into a big-titted wax figure, Heidi Montag has started receiving hate mail from Christians, according to Life & Style: “Spencer ordered about seven bunches of flowers to cheer up Heidi because she’d received a …read full story

Here’s Doutzen Kroes relaxing in St. Barts yesterday and I had no idea Victoria’s Secret lets its models scale walls. Or that they even could. I always thought the rule of thumb is they should have enough body fat… …read full story

During a meeting for her denim line earlier in the month, Jessica Simpson apparently decided to show everyone how classy and business-like she can be, according to Us Weekly: “While one of the executives was speaking in a room… …read full story

So remember when Simon Monjack said not being in Happy Feet 2 is what really killed Brittany Murphy and we all had a couple laughs? He’s literally going to sue Warner Bros. for wrongful-death over it: The Daily Beast… …read full story

And watch as I completely ruin these crazy hot pics of Bar Refaeli with one sentence: The campaign was shot in Paris Hilton’s former home in Los Angeles. Anyone know how to disinfect a supermodel? (In the name of… …read full story

- John Mayer is probably banging Taylor Swift. [Lainey Gossip] – Simon Cowell getting thrown under the bus by American Idol producers presumably in an attempt to destroy his Baby Gap tees. [PopEater] – Kevin Federline got fat because… …read full story

Venus Williams decided to wear flesh-colored, skin-tight undershorts at the Australian Open yesterday in what I can only assume was a strategic attempt to intimidate her opponents. And if they’re anything like me, they immediately went “You win” the …read full story

Despite the fact he looks exactly like one and mastered the art of sorcery, David Copperfield is not a rapist and now the woman who accused of him sexual assault on his private island has been arrested for prostitution… …read full story

And watch as I completely ruin these crazy hot pics of Bar Refaeli with one sentence: The campaign was shot in Paris Hilton’s former home in Los Angeles. Anyone know how to disinfect a supermodel? (In the name of… …read full story

Adrian Pasdar, better known as Nathan Petrelli from Heroes, was picked up for DUI this morning, according to TMZ: Pasdar was arrested at 2:59 AM after cops clocked him going more than 90 mph on the 405 Freeway in… …read full story

Mmmm. Jowls. Via Life & Style: Brooke’s rep, Janice Lee, confirms to Life & Style, “Brooke Hogan and Stack$ have split but remain friends. He was a big part of her life for a very long time, and she… …read full story

Well, this was only a matter of time. One of the female cast-members on Jersey Shore is the subject of nude photos currently being shopped around, according to RadarOnline: There are at least three photos of J-Woww, RadarOnline.com has… …read full story