Here’s Jersey Shore’s Pauly D picking up some chicks in Miami yesterday and despite the fact MTV continues to embolden the robots by proving Americans will spend 60 minutes staring at anything bright and shiny, you really can’t fault… …read full story

- Conan O’Brien throws Leno under the bus on 60 Minutes. [PopEater] – Lance Armstrong has the most powerful testicle on Earth. [Dlisted] – Brooke Hogan still has huge breasts for a dude. [HollywoodTuna] – Gwyneth Paltrow Kate Hudson…. …read full story

I’ll let you guys do the math on that one. In the meantime, does telling a woman your testicles are the pot of gold at the end of a rainbow ever work? I mean for you people. I’m batting… …read full story

Kate Hudson decided to let her breasts go braless last night at the Chopard celebration last night furthering speculation as to whether they’re fake, signs of a pregnancy or she just loves ice cream. As a taxpayer, I don’t… …read full story

Here’s Jersey Shore’s Pauly D picking up some chicks in Miami yesterday and despite the fact MTV continues to embolden the robots by proving Americans will spend 60 minutes staring at anything bright and shiny, you really can’t fault… …read full story

Gabriel Aubry has reportedly kicked Halle Berry to the curb but at least was decent enough to do it before he stuck his penis in much younger women who aren’t aging before his eyes. And thanks to Tiger Woods… …read full story

Lindsay Lohan has apparently violated her probation and could see herself in jail as early as next month, according to TMZ: Judge Marsha Revel made it clear to Lindsay late last year, she must attend alcohol ed courses once… …read full story

Struggling to maintain relevancy, Paris Hilton conveniently found herself in front of the paparazzi today without a bra on. I mean, what are the odds (that they’d show up as soon as she called)? In the meantime, I will… …read full story

Apparently it’s Photo Shoots with a Death Wish Day, because here’s Lindsay Lohan posing with a gun for photographer Tyler Shields. And by posing I mean these are just candid shots of her typical night. Captions under the pics…. …read full story

- Lady GaGa and Sarah Palin are our most influential people. Cue Canadian invasion in 3… 2… [PopEater] – Chelsea Handler might have a sex tape. Or a smart publicist. [Dlisted] – Emma Stone is what Lindsay Lohan could’ve… …read full story

Here’s Britney Spears at her lawyer’s office yesterday wearing either a bra or one tank top on top of another, I don’t know women’s clothes. But I do know nipples and that’s definitely one trying to break free of… …read full story

A day after allegedly being thrown into a tub/pushed/harshly padded/whatever the story is today, Jenna Jameson flew to Vegas and took a piss test which she actually passed, according to TMZ: We’ve learned the results of the test, administered… …read full story

Heidi Montag might be addicted to painkillers thanks to her transformation into Famewhore Barbie, according to InTouch: “She isn’t all there when you speak to her.” According to a medical source, doctors would have prescribed painkillers such as Dem …read full story

Apparently it’s Photo Shoots with a Death Wish Day, because here’s Lindsay Lohan posing with a gun for photographer Tyler Shields. And by posing I mean these are just candid shots of her typical night. Captions under the pics…. …read full story

Here’s Russell Crowe at the Madrid photocall for Robin Hood where some genius thought it’d be a good idea to provide him with a sword, wine and the opportunity to trash anyone who’s played Robin Hood in the past… …read full story

That’s a nipple slip. Here’s Playboy model Jenna Bentley on a photo shoot in Hawaii which makes absolutely no sense to me. 1.) I thought Playmates only spent their time pretending Hugh Hefner’s penis works. 2.) What the hell… …read full story

I’ve never even heard of Helena Mattsson, but I have heard of areola so here she is at the Iron Man 2 premiere where 1/4th of hers popped out. Apparently she’s even in the movie, so I can only… …read full story

- Jessica Simpson has slippery teeth? [Lainey Gossip] – Jennifer Lopez has big hair for the big ass. [Dlisted] – Justin BieberPopEater] – Katie Holmes does have experience with a husband who bangs other people. But with penises. [Hollywood… …read full story

Because America is basically a slow kid fascinated with its own belly button, Kate Gosselin was a huge ratings draw for Dancing with the Stars and apparently got herself into some sort of respectable shape when you compare her… …read full story

Seen here shopping and smiling just hours after Tito’s arrest, Jenna Jameson is getting support from Tiger Woods’ mistress and fellow porn star Joslyn James who claims she witnessed Tito abuse Jenna before. Except it didn’t happen when TMZ… …read full story

Lindsay Lohan knows it was her dad who tweeted she has AIDS and not the work of a hacker, according to Page Six: He’s a grown man and has done the exact same things on TV/interviews, [so] why wouldn’t… …read full story

I’ve never even heard of Helena Mattsson, but I have heard of areola so here she is at the Iron Man 2 premiere where 1/4th of hers popped out. Apparently she’s even in the movie, so I can only… …read full story

Do I even need to put words down here? Because I’m pretty sure anyone reading this is positive they made this happen with their mind. Now someone use their psychic powers to turn this danish into Mila Kunis before… …read full story

Seen here outside his restaurant yesterday, Jesse James has issued a response to People regarding Sandra Bullock’s announcement she’s filing for divorce: On the PR baby: “The love I have for Louis cannot be put to words. Not having… …read full story

For those of you just waking up, Sandra Bullock has come out of seclusion and announced exclusively to People she’s filed for divorce from Jesse James. Not only that, she’s adopted 3 1/2 month old Louis Bardo Bullock from… …read full story