Here’s Jessica Alba in a bikini over Memorial Day weekend and since the paparazzi apparently took one shot of her ass then called it quits – You really can’t fault that logic. – I added four other bikini-clad women… …read full story

Before getting into the deluge of news/bikini pics from the weekend, it wouldn’t be right not to take a moment for Dennis Hopper who died Saturday at age 74 from cancer. I can’t honestly say I was a rabid… …read full story

Now that I’ve loaded up the site with varying amounts of intentional and unintentional sexy, I bid you adieu, o ye, readers of my dick jokes. But as a parting gift, here’s three miles of tit canyon courtesy of… …read full story

Just when I think I’m out… Seen here during happier, gun-toting times in 2008, Heidi Montag’s rep just announced she’s separated from Spencer Pratt. TMZ reports: Heidi’s rep tells TMZ, “Heidi is looking to move out due to all… …read full story

Now that I’ve loaded up the site with varying amounts of intentional and unintentional sexy, I bid you adieu, o ye, readers of my dick jokes. But as a parting gift, here’s three miles of tit canyon courtesy of… …read full story

One last unfortunate update, folks, Gary Coleman died today after being taken off life support, according to RadarOnline: Coleman had been hospitalized in Provo, Utah since Wednesday, May 26, after suffering what his family called “a serious medical …read full story

Now that I’ve loaded up the site with varying amounts of intentional and unintentional sexy, I bid you adieu, o ye, readers of my dick jokes. But as a parting gift, here’s three miles of tit canyon courtesy of… …read full story

- Gary Coleman really is suffering from a brain hemorrhage and is now in a coma. Awkward. [Popeater] – Alicia Keys was apparently knocked up by Swizz Beats while he was still with his wife. Neat. [Dlisted] – Lindsay… …read full story

Thanks to the perfect storm of absolutely zero news happening and me trying to get out of town for a wedding, I’m slapping you guys in the face with topless awesome this morning. Here’s Kelly Brook in the July… …read full story

Paramore lead singer Hayley Williams either had her account hacked or screwed up sending her boyfriend a DM because somehow a topless pic of her ended up on her Twitter. The Internet is dark and mysterious so I could… …read full story

Now that Kendra Exposed is having its face illegally downloaded off, screen caps are popping up everywhere, so here’s the latest batch because you kids can’t get enough of them. Who knew porn was so popular on the Internet?… …read full story

Here are the posters for Lindsay Lohan’s upcoming movie Inferno which are hilarious considering the film may never even go in front of a camera nor see the light of a day. But if you wanted to know what… …read full story

- Carrie Underwood’s legs still aren’t doing it for me. [Lainey Gossip] – Mariah Carey quits a movie and everyone’s first thought is she’s pregnant not batshit crazy? How does that even happen? [Dlisted] – Dane Cook gets Kanye’d… …read full story

Miley Cyrus apparently dropped three grand on lingerie, according to Celebuzz: The Hannah Montana star, who lately seems to be working overtime to prove how utterly mature she is to everyone, recently spread some love and cash to the… …read full story

Now that Kendra Exposed is having its face illegally downloaded off, screen caps are popping up everywhere, so here’s the latest batch because you kids can’t get enough of them. Who knew porn was so popular on the Internet?… …read full story

Someone thought it’d be a great idea to invite Paris Hilton to the USO’s Swinging Salute to the Troops last night because that’s exactly what our brave men and women want to see they’re laying their lives down for…. …read full story

Smiling might not have been the best photo choice. Jesse James’ sister has come forward to defend Jesse from accusations that he lied on Nightline about being abused by his father. E! News reports: “I saw it,” she says…. …read full story

Like some sort of person who has to habitually repeat the same actions or suffer psychological consequences, Lindsay Lohan went out clubbing last night at Marmont and Las Palmas before hitting some house parties. Apparently she hasn’t set off… …read full story

Heidi Montag slapped together an audition tape for Michael Bay (after the jump) that’s literally nothing more than her firing guns at the shooting range while Spencer films it on an iPhone. I don’t even know where to begin… …read full story

- Simon Monjack’s rep says he died of a “broken heart.” Wait. Was he not allowed in the Happy Feet sequel, too? [Popeater] – Katy Perry hates Russell Brand. Seriously, no cleavage for the man’s premiere? [Huffington Post] -… …read full story

These are actual shots of 50 Cent on the set of Things Fall Apart where he dropped over 50 pounds to play a football player diagnosed with cancer, according to ThisIs50.com: He dropped from 214 pounds to an astonishing… …read full story

D’oh: Janina James Coan, who was involved with Jesse’s dad since Jesse was 6, tells TMZ she was “appalled” by what Jesse said about Larry James during the “Nightline” interview. Coan says, “Larry was the most caring father, the… …read full story

In Kendra’s defense, people who watch reality TV still think Paris Hilton is an actual person, so it shouldn’t be surprising that she cries about her sex tape “breaking her heart” on the season finale of Kendra. You know,… …read full story

Let’s just get this out of the way: Jessica Simpson is a goddamn beast. Unless Ken Paves knows some secret to success that involves five years of steak and ribs, she should probably hire a stylist that doesn’t openly… …read full story

During Jesse James’ interview with Nightline he revealed he was abused by his father which apparently caused his penis to fall into the Tattoed Vag of the Third Reich. Why not? Via People: “I was a terrorized kid,” James,… …read full story